@AngstromHoot: Attenborough has no respect for crabs. Always gives them ridiculous music. They are jesters to him
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@Contwixt: FUN BIT OF TRIVIA...The hard-working individuals who discover and preserve ancient pastas and breads are called starchaeologists.
@Laser_Cat: The best way to get a job is to hold the other person's hand through the interview. If you don't get hired, no worries. You made a friend.
@LukeAdams95: Ask your siblings to close your door and they will start telling u how u treated them 3 months ago