@lovemydogduck: Attention!! To Whomever has my voodoo doll... I could really use a back rub.
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@AmishPornStar1: Go ahead, make fun of my cargo shorts But we'll see who's laughing when you need a corkscrew, life raft, pillow or an extra tuna sandwich.
@chaddaniels34: Sometimes when my wife tells me she loves me I get the feeling it's the tennis kind.
@PinkCamoTO: Does anyone need a pen? I just went through a few drawers and it turns out we have ALL of them.
@AaronFullerton: Reading about how much Daniel Craig hates Bond is like The Pope Visiting Kim Davis all over again.