@warbird622: Attn Single people: If marriage was so great, there would be 6 people on Twitter right now.....
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@jackiembouvier: Put a kid in a lake or a river and they never want to come out. Turn on a shower and it's like you're blasting them with nuclear waste.
@AllieA: I used to accidentally hold hands with strangers I mistook for my dad. It's slightly weirder now that I'm in my 20s and doing it on purpose.
@JacknArisdad: You wouldn't believe me after reading my TL but my 1st language actually is English