@anylaurie16: Attractive people, have the decency to leave news and comedy to the rest of us.
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@Playing_Dad: [At vet] Me: My dog has been throwing up what looks like egg shells. Vet: What have you been feeding him? Me: Egg shells.
@ClaytonSykes: If you're gonna offer free milk for coffee at a convenience store, don't get all weird when I bring in a dry bowl of cereal.
@NickAmadeus: Every Ryan Gosling movie is about what would happen if a really weird guy was also incredibly attractive.
@chopper4jk: I got new neighbors today, I hope they like my music as much as the last 9 families did.