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@Aimiekins: Attractive person: Hi.
Me: Is this some kind of sick joke?
@fro_vo: *Holds an old lady's hand as I help her across the street*
don't worry ma'am i'm sure the doctors can sew it back on
@SocialustGal13: I don't hate you. Hate is such a strong word. I just want to tickle your brain with this ice pick.
@brownbear952: I'm hoping to avoid a situation where I have to dance to save my own life.
@Tommytoughstuff: *Pulls gun* Alright give me the money, and don't try anything stupid."
*Tries to put a fork in a light socket*
"Hey! What did I just say"!?
@illTortuga: Just tried to cook something from scratch and ended up summoning a demon.