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@bobvulfov: [audition for a vampire tv show]
ME: as u can see in my headshots, i'm a vampire
CASTING DIRECTOR: theres no one in these photos
ME: exactly

[audition for a vampire tv show]
ME: as u can see in my headshots, i’m a vampire
CASTING DIRECTOR: theres no one in these photos
ME: exactly

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