@zachreinert03: Audrey Hepburn probably has my favorite last name that combines an STD and a symptom of an STD
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@robwhisman: reminder: the best way to say benedict cumberbatch is to the tune of photograph by nickelback
@thesulk: When I call 911, I'm gonna do a Sean Connery impersonation to briefly amuse the jurors at my trial.
@kDuncanG: Don't tell me what your cats' names are, I'll call'em what I want. Oh, Mittens & Snuggles? WRONG. THAT'S WILDSTYLE & THAT'S SNACKMOUTH.