@zachreinert03: Audrey Hepburn probably has my favorite last name that combines an STD and a symptom of an STD
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@Smethanie: The worst things in life are free, too. Like, gonorrhea, chapped elbows and flyers left on your windshield.
@Tmoney68: Her: What's your fantasy? Me: Sexy nurse! H: Meet me in the bedroom. [10 minutes later] *we both come in wearing nurse costumes* M: Uh.
@WigCannon: before x-rays doctors had to climb inside people and draw a picture of their bones. some still do