@atDevin: "AUGHHGGUAUGGHGHGHGHGGGGH!!!!!!!!" - killer wail
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@jwoodham: Guess when toothpaste was invented? 1892. Guess when kissing was invented? A DISGUSTINGLY LONG TIME BEFORE THAT.
@ilovepie84: I bet when David Hasselhoff gets too drunk he roams the streets screaming "KITT!" When he can't find his car.
@BlindChow: GOD: (creates earth) hell yea lizard planet! WINDOWS™: restart planet for important updates GOD: um ok *dinos die, man appears* GOD: wtf
@DurtMcHurtt: Make new friends by waking up strangers with forehead kisses after they've fallen asleep on the train.