@Izianikapani: Australia is touted as a great model of gun control but no one mentions our unlimited access to boomerangs.
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@sucittaM: Watching my mother-in-law order at Starbucks is like watching a drunk gorilla try to start a car with a french fry.
@sarahjeong: the turkey takes his mask off it's edward snowden obama groans, it's too late to unpardon him now
@AnchorsAviators: Dads on here: my kid is such an amazing person. I love them. Moms on here: let me tell you what this little shit stain did today.