@skin_and_i: Australian is what happens when the British get wet and eat after midnight
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@realHamOnWry: Mom: If your friends jumped off a bridge, would you jump too? Me: Of course...we have free healthcare. #Canada150th
@JimmerThatisAll: I would organize my thoughts but I'm afraid they would form a union and demand benefits.
@InternetHippo: *gets a series of eyebrow rings* *hangs little curtains from them to cover my face*