@WilliamAder: Auto correct changed "mingle" to "mangle," and now I've been uninvited to a Superbowl party.
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@lovemyboots111: How do you know your man is cheating? When he drives by her place the wifi connects
@WheelTod: Top prank: when your friend falls asleep, place his hand in a bowl of warm water so he wakes up with one regular hand & one wrinkly one.
@_ElvishPresley_: [commercial for boiling water] *enemies at castle wall are splashed with cool refreshing water* castle guard: there must be a better way!
@TheBoydP: All I'm saying is if you don't want me to walk into the women's restroom put words not pictures on the doors...