@WilliamAder: Auto-correct turned "likeable" into "lickable" and the new intern is confused by her evaluation.
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@internetluke: [on date] Here, let me help you with your jacket! *i gently remove her jacket* This is mine now. Cya
@charliedelta7: I taught my son how to spell beer so he'd stop bringing me Pepsi from the fridge.
@ArchiePeeler: Hostess: It's a 15 minute wait. May I have your name? Me: Baron Von Gerhardt, heir to the throne of Osterburken. Hostess: Me: Write it down.
@Darlainky: I'm ashamed how many times Google's had to correct my spelling. Yes Google, I meant Shih Tzu not shits zoo.