@WilliamAder: Auto-correct turned "likeable" into "lickable" and the new intern is confused by her evaluation.
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@Breadery: Her: If I get fat will you break up with me? Me: No but you're now just two more inane questions away from being buried in the garden.
@FeralCrone: I'm wearing black with navy blue today. Fight me. Any bruising will only serve to tie it all together.
@WheelTod: I like to stand by the side of the motorway holding a sign that says "If you were me, you'd be here now."
@hunz74: My twins hate to brush their teeth. So I just convinced them that it's fun to brush someone else's teeth. Problem solved.