@ChaStur218: Auto correction can suck my duck.
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@Easy_Tiger__: Girls are like puppies. If you don't take them out enough, they'll poop on your rug. SERIOUSLY ASHLEY ON MY RUG??
@DranoRaul: People I live with are hiding my shit. The two most effective hiding places to date: 1) out in the open 2) where I last left it
@senorwinces: Just bought a 2013 calender, a rope and a stool. I like to keep the store clerk guessing.