@ChaStur218: Auto correction can suck my duck.
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@JosesLovesYou: For a hero, it's pretty cool that Mario is just a dude who ignores his real job, does mushrooms and smashes his head into things all day.
@audipenny: A snake is what happens when a string goes "what if I was alive and had a weird mad looking head"
@RobDenBleyker: Margaret Thatcher died?? And more importantly, Margaret Thatcher was still alive??!!