@Cidisn: Auto mechanic: Well here's your problem. The last person to work on this didn't wash their hands after using the restroom.
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@thatUPSdude: If you're buying your pregnancy test at the dollar store it's probably because he bought is his condoms there too.
@Underchilde: Don’t worry if you’re not part of a clique. You can get the same experience by running through a minefield.