@shariv67: Autocorrect and I are so close, we finish each other's sentinels.
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@GrowlyGrego: Next time during church, stand up and ask your pastor "Have you ever turned down heroin?" Both Yes and No are equally entertaining answers.
@JacknArisdad: You wouldn't believe me after reading my TL but my 1st language actually is English
@WoodyLuvsCoffee: I think my nephew finally figured out that there's no chameleon in this cage & that his Xmas present is a cage.