@shariv67: Autocorrect and I are so close, we finish each other's sentinels.
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@xLiserx: Me:*Chewing* These pot brownies are disgusting. Him: That's a dish sponge. Me: Oh no! That means - *Sees all the tea cups eating my Doritos*
@rickkondell: There is a piece of aluminum foil blowing across the road and all I can think is that one of you is without your protective headgear today.
@CourtneyBale: To their credit, selfie sticks may be the only proof future archaeologists have to dispute the notion cameras grew directly out of our arms