@LoneWolfStories: Autocorrect changed smell to spell but you know what? Your spelling is horrible too.
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@TheDreamGhoul: some dogs can find bodies that have been buried for years & mine can't even find a cracker that hit him in the face on the way to the floor
@OhNoSheTwitnt: I ended it after I checked his browser history and found hundreds of video game walk-throughs. Once a cheater, always a cheater.
@edfoxcomedy: "Doctor: Put the IV in. Nurse: The 4 what?" - chronic problem in Roman emergency rooms
@_SetTheHook_: Worst thing about having sex with a Canadian girl is having to sit through BOTH of our national anthems before we start.