@SpacePlankton: Autocorrect doesn't recognize my gangsta nature.
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@McAttack88: Is it wrong to follow people just because they're hot? Also, what about on Twitter?
@CelebrityChez: I saw an alligator yesterday. At first I wasn't sure and thought it could have been a crocodile. That is until I saw it later. Then I knew.