@UncleDuke1969: Autocorrect is why I have crust issues.
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@canadasandra: the host of the party told me to make myself comfortable so I went back home to bed
@upsidedowntrash: [first day in a new house] Me: [walking around naked] nothing like the freedom of your own home Ghost who intended to haunt me: goddamnit
@phalguy: [At dentist] Dentist: Any plans for the weekend? Nnooiddtrrreeeskllyggfff Dentist: I'm not doing anything either.