@UncleDuke1969: Autocorrect is why I have crust issues.
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@lanyardigan: Now imagine how close together the presidents' bodies are, under their Mount Rushmore heads.
@rocknthepurple: I've never played Jenga, but I have had to extricate myself from a sleeping toddler in my bed, so I think I could handle it.
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