@buhsbaby_baby: Autocorrect just changed "carnie" to "catnip" and now all my friends think I slept with a bunch of catnips last night.
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@shatty48: Now that I've removed my windshield wipers I shouldn't be getting anymore parking tickets.
@AmishPornStar1: Sweet potatoes are just regular potatoes that remember birthdays and anniversaries.
@KBChicken75: Stop fingering it and put it in your mouth is not the best choice of words when speaking to your teenager about her dinner.. I know this now