@KKAlThani: Autocorrect just changed "what are your plans" to "plants". Yes autocorrect, I'm curious if they're growing roses or sunflowers?
YOU MIGHT ALSO LIKE
@david8hughes: [egg store] Me: what kinda eggs are these? Clerk: chicken eggs Me: u got dog eggs? Clerk [holdin up a sign saying meet me out back in 5]: no
@Parkerlawyer: They say time flies when you’re having fun which would explain why I’m stuck in 1998.
@BCMontgo: [first date] Him: See? Juggling on a unicycle is easy. Her: You've lost a lot of blood. Him: I'm fine. Throw in another chainsaw. Her: While you're just laying there?