@KKAlThani: Autocorrect just changed "what are your plans" to "plants". Yes autocorrect, I'm curious if they're growing roses or sunflowers?
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@imchriskelly: "What charities do you donate to?" "I mostly just leave sunglasses all over the world."
@BecksWelker: 7:02 pm: I'll probably have 1 or 2 beers 2:43am: [emailing the former CEO of radio shack] WHY THE FUCJ WERE U SELLING VCRS IN 2014
@JohnLyonTweets: The evil clown mannequin I put in my window must be working because no one has ever broken in. Or visited me.