@peterjames48: Autocorrect wants to capitalize bacon, out of respect.
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@hailtotheHunny: So are we just going to ignore the fact that all adults have a favorite stovetop burner & no one talks about it
@LauraBenanti: I wore a leather jacket into a vegan restaurant and now I'm hiding in the bathroom.
@causticbob: Few people knew that Albert Einstein had a brother that was an evil scientist who created a monster from body parts. His name was Frank
@bestvibess: Black Friday through the years: 2005: 5am 2010: 3am 2012: 12am 2013: Thursday 8pm 2014: Thursday 2020: 4th of July