@peterjames48: Autocorrect wants to capitalize bacon, out of respect.
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@CMHorrocks: These racing car drivers are making a lot of pit stops. You'd think they would have went before the race.
@InsouciantMan: This joke format is stupid. Nobody can wink forever. *winks for an extended but realistic period of time
@amishschool: Dropped mother-in-law at airport. Her flight isn't until Tuesday, but with security and all, best to play it safe.
@AbrasiveGhost: Wife: u can take Max to the park but ur not gonna wrestle other ppls dogs Me in a spandex singlet: Im 16-0 Karen I have a title to uphold