@peterjames48: Autocorrect wants to capitalize bacon, out of respect.
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@DaveWeasel: If your new boyfriend carved your initials into a tree on your first date, let the fact he brought a knife be a sign of things to come.
@GrantTanaka: Man buns are just the beginning, next thing you know it’ll be ok for men to have anything on their heads, like a goat or a small child
@robdelaney: How did SkyMall go bankrupt? I bought all my wife's birthday presents there before she left me.