@NikkiLavelle: Autocorrect will be the dress of me
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@AlisonAgosti: The word "Caesar" has always bothered me. It looks like a and e are mad at each other.
@wildethingy: Could a murderer do THIS? *lawyer points to defendant doing cool tap dance* I remind the jury that only guilty feet have got no rhythm.
@jjhartinger: Last night, James Bond came to me in a dream. Turned on the radio & told me that I had to fight for my right to party Also, I tried Ambien