@The_JRM: Automatic doors don't work when running full speed. I know that now.
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@CrystalMoon214: Am I the only one who gives people in my neighborhood names they don't know they have? a.k.a. "Running Man","Mustang Bob", "Blue truck dude"
@UncleDuke1969: Brain: Compliment her eyes Me: Yeah? Brain: Trust me "YOUR EYES ARE BLUE LIKE BLUEBERRIES & THEY'RE PROBABLY SQUISHY TOO." Brain: Perfect!
@Barknado69: "You should've seen the other guy" I say as I lay in the hospital with 2 broken legs and a black eye. "He was so much better at fighting"