@The_JRM: Automatic doors don't work when running full speed. I know that now.
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@HavocMantis: FACT: When a dog barks at you, it's actually their skeleton barking. PROOF: I have never seen a dog without a skeleton bark.
@deardilettante: [ brings ouija board to your grave ] "Okay, now will you tell me why her number was in your phone?"
@AbbyHasIssues: No trip to Home Depot is complete without at least two more trips to Home Depot for what you didn't know you needed to buy the first time.