@ThePocketJustin: Avenge me but only if it's convenient.
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@murrman5: Remember that time you were reluctant to test my latest invention "amnesia pills" but did anyway? "No" excellent.
@librarianfonz: It's especially on Fridays at 5 pm when I wish I could slide down the back of a brontosaurus directly into my car.
@jrza206: her: how about we go to this restaurant? I heard it's earned two Michelin stars me: [trying to impress] my car has four Michelin tires