@ThePocketJustin: Avenge me but only if it's convenient.
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@garthinkingcap: [after solid first date] Ok play it cool, don't wanna seem too eager.. *texts her 47 years later* "Had a great time the other night :)"
@EnvysDeadNana: I'm not above apologizing for my drunken behavior I'm just sick of repeating myself
@seamussaid: I may toss the cat into my teen's room when he snoozes his alarm if he fails to check his pillow for catnip before bed that's his own fault