@ThePocketJustin: Avenge me but only if it's convenient.
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@Briidashian: Being a diabetic has proved to be difficult. For example, I can't have a sugar daddy.
@partlyfunny: My 11 yo noticed my receding hairline and thought it was hilarious. Until I explained how heredity works.
@CMHorrocks: These racing car drivers are making a lot of pit stops. You'd think they would have went before the race.