@lgbk44: Avoid office small talk by maintaining that facial expression between first sneeze and second sneeze
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@flashember: ME: this is Inky my pet octopus, Stompy my elephant and Mr Butters my horse FRIEND: the horse isn't Hoofy or something? ME: grow up Kalvin
@seanforhire: i hate when someone rings my doorbell because then i have to drop whatever i'm doing to be silent and pretend i'm not home.
@thepunningman: Me: They are tiny mints that live in a little plastic coffin Boss: I said let's talk tactics
@whereami18: Told my 11 and 8 next time I take their electronics away I'd also be responding to all texts they receive.They've been well behaved since.