@Try2StopME: Avoid office small talk by maintaining that facial expression between first sneeze and second sneeze.
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@Adam14: I heard that sadomasochistic vegans like to get beet and artichoked. Some even like getting pead on. Don't turnip your nose at this.
@courtneyno: The light above my desk is going out. I feel like I've been at a really boring rave for the last 7 hours.
@BillFienberg: I just saw an article titled "Can We build a Real Jurassic Park?" DID YOU FORGET WHAT HAPPENED IN THE MOVIE?!