@Donna_Gallers: Avoid the horror of watching your children’s nativity this year by using a condom approximately six years before you have to attend.
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@bornmiserable: Guys who say there's a party in their pants are probably referring to search parties.
@CleoZevach3000: Did it bother anybody else that the guy from that "Operation" game was clearly wide awake?
@DamienFahey: 70% of the Earth's surface is water. The other 30% is covered in advertisements for The Blacklist.