@UNTRESOR: Avoid unwanted pregnancies by using the "pull out" method where you pull out an acoustic guitar at a party & no one will have sex with you.
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@ArfMeasures: SEXY FLATMATE: I miss my boyfriend ME: The doctor? F: He never comes round anymore ME [smiling at my room full of apples] Yeah it's so weird
@BigHeb7: I just saw three dudes wearing denim shirts with denim jeans. Who's responsible for this shit? Canada? Was it you, Canada?