@UNTRESOR: Avoid unwanted pregnancies by using the "pull out" method where you pull out an acoustic guitar at a party & no one will have sex with you.
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@XnotafunnyladyX: Hate when Walmart doesn't have what I need & I have to go home, change out of my pajamas & brush my hair so I can go to Target
@PinkCamoTO: *out for dinner with friends* Me: I'm going to need 5 desserts and 1 spoon. Waiter: Don't you mean 1 dessert and 5 spoons? Me: You heard me.
@LnL245: Ha, I told my brother that carbon had seven protons and he believed me. He was mean to me when we were kids.
@batkaren: What if life on Earth is just a video game for gods, and my guy has the crappy controller?