@Rebecca8672: Awkward=when autocorrect changes 'sooner' to 'sober' so email to 8 yr. old's teacher reads "I apologize for not getting back to you sober"
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@Cheeseboy22: My son just told me he's changing his clock to military time so he can stay up later. He is not a smart boy.
@BrokenPalabras: Ancient people: turned grapes into wine, agave into tequila, and sugar cane into rum. Modern people: turn soy, rice, or almonds into milk.
@natkaotic: Those of you who believe everything you read on the internet probably also believe there's hot local singles in your area.