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-So you love me too?!
@daemonic3: "I'm a skeleton!"
*kisses and hugs you*
*kisses and hugs you again*
What kind of skeleton are you?!?
"An XO skeleton"
@TheMichaelRock: We're shutdown, but not 'stop collecting taxes' shutdown.
- the government
@my_minivan_life: "Owen, you must hide this baby from Anakin Skywalker at all costs."
"Okay. Should we continue to call him Luke Skywalker?"
@Home_Halfway: HARRY POTTER: Alohamora
MORA: Aloha, Harry
@TheNardvark: If Natalie Portman dated Jacques Cousteau they would win celebrity couple nicknaming forever with "Portmanteau."