@Book_Krazy: Hub: Still mad? Me: Jack & Jill went up the hill H: To fetch a pail of water M: Jack fell down & died a violent death Hub: Ok, still mad

@Donna_McCoy: It's like campers and hikers don't understand that nature will come to you if you just don't mow the lawn.

@jjhartinger: I just spent a ridiculous amount of time trying to spell Wednesday, so I canceled the event.

@ChrisTrauma: "how would you like your steak prepared?" i'd like the chefs to work together and try their best and most of all have fun

@Cpin42: God, grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change, courage to change the things I can, and a dog that does karate