or not B2...
That might be the number.
--Shakespearean Bingo Caller
@DurtMcHurtt: [girlfriend in a coma]
*leans in close to whisper* babe, if you can hear me...where the hell did you buy that zesty mayo?
@AbrasiveGhost: [at wife's funeral]
Son: At least shes in heaven now
Me: [delicately places hand on his shoulder] You don't know shit about your mom
@bibbymoynihan: If you ever see me in a restaurant, please approach my table and do your Drunk Uncle impression. Especially if I'm with family or a girl.
@badbanana: Donald Trump says he'll open up secret 9/11 files. Miley Cyrus says she'll flee the country if Trump is elected. Connect the dots, people.
@mattZillaaaa: [job interview]
"So we'll call you & let you know. Do you have any questions?"
Yes, can you text me instead to let me know?