or not B2...
That might be the number.
--Shakespearean Bingo Caller
@EndhooS: [High school reunion]
Classmate: I've been out building schools in Africa
Me: I got banned from the zoo for gluing sideburns onto a dolphin
@motrboatr: There's no toilet paper in this stall so I guess I live here now.
@Ndeshi_M: I told all my colleagues at work that I have a twin so that when I see them in public I don't have to talk to them.
@iwearaonesie: dad: Hand me that Phillips screwdriver
dad: Isn't that a Phillips beside you?
me: It says "Craftsman"
me: Are you crying?
@JasonLastname: "Please stop that." -person who witnessed first guy beatboxing