or not B2...
That might be the number.
--Shakespearean Bingo Caller
@JediGigi: [on 1st date]
Him: So why is someone as pretty as you single?
Me: Single? Who's single? [gets right up in his face] We marry at dawn.
@the_paramedicK: What idiot named her Miley Cyrus' grandma and not Nana Montana.
@tlcprincess: Man reading a book: hot
Man with a baby: hot
Man reading a book to a baby: hold me back my ovaries have exploded.
@iGreenMonk: When someone tell me , "long time no see" i usually reply, "I know, we're really not that good of friends"
@nbadag: 10YO: [on her ipad] beat my high score!
ME: y'know they're just numbers on a screen right? they don't mean anything
[checks follower count]