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@samalmightysam: -Babe, I can't find the condom, what if we don't use it?
-Sure, I'm ready to be a mother anyways.
-No, no. Look, I found it!

-Babe, I can’t find the condom, what if we don’t use it?
-Sure, I’m ready to be a mother anyways.
-No, no. Look, I found it!

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