@TheZachCozad: Babies are 60% water, I can walk on babies, therefore I am 60% jesus
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@SteveSuckington: "I love you. I'd do anything for you." -let me see your phone real quick "You're smothering me. I need some space"
@KirillWasHere: If I had a dollar for every time I thought about you, I would start thinking about you.
@KeetPotato: [music club] what should we play today [hand goes up] yes joe? "banjo" all those who wanna ban joe raise their hand [everyones hand goes up]
@briangaar: Son your teacher called, she said you wrote "AQUAMAN RULZ" all over your math test. [sigh] First of all, Aquaman doesnt have any good powers