@TheZachCozad: Babies are 60% water, I can walk on babies, therefore I am 60% jesus
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@leehopkins: Anti-gay preacher comes to Iceland. Locals buy all tickets to his event in Reykjavik, and then don't turn up, leaving empty arena. Class.
@MorganJ7: Normal people flirting: Hey you're cute we should go out sometime Me flirting: So do you like bread