@weinerdog4life: Babies are just like turtles, keep them in water and also feed them turtle food.
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@jessokfine: If I were the tooth fairy I wouldn't leave any cash, just a note that says I'VE TAKEN YOUR TEETH
@aimlessamers: Listen to your instincts. Your gut is always right. It may be a little bloated sometimes...but it's right.
@BigHeb7: My wife takes 13 bikinis for a 4-day beach trip. Meanwhile, I'm rocking the swimming trunks my mom bought at K-Mart in 1991.