@SortaBad: Babies are like Starbucks because they're expensive as shit and yet you still forget them on the roof of your car
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@errdayhustlah: I bet Columbus was super pissed when he rolled up in the Santa María only to find Dora had already explored America.
@mrjohndarby: Friend: *opening his front door* Oh, it's you. But the dinner party is tomorrow Me: It's ok. I'll wait