@albz: Babies love to shake things, but hate to be shaken. It's like, pick a side, babies.
@PinkCamoTO: You think you have it rough? I'm playing hangman with a 6yo who can't spell.
@Shock_Monster: According to my Ex, we only had 2 problems:
2. Not her.
@curlycomedy: Dress for the job you want others to think you have.
@cynthiajones11: I'm at my most Michael Phelps when I find out someone has peed in the pool.
@amyisforawesome: If you laid out all of the people in the world who were ever mean to me, I could then drive my car over them.