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@joryjohn: [Baby crying in a movie theater]
Me: "What's his name?"
Parent: "Ethan."
Me: "The movie's starting, Ethan."

[Baby crying in a movie theater]
Me: “What’s his name?”
Parent: “Ethan.”
Me: “The movie’s starting, Ethan.”

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