@KalvinMacleod: Baby elephants migrate hundreds of miles to find water. My 6 year old is lying on the floor of the mall because I made him walk from the car
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@CodyJP9412: COP: Do u know why I pulled u over? ME: *looks at the penguin in my passenger seat* God damnit Ralph I told u to put ur seatbelt on.
@sofarrsogud: The running up the steps scene from Rocky, but it's a penguin, and it takes four and a half hours.
@Malocallidus: I see dead people. Well actually they're stupid people, but give me a few minutes