@Steelers1972: Baby, I would run into a burning building from you.
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@OrvllShrednbchr: 10 years ago, as a joke, I told everyone I was giving up sex for Lent. Haven't gotten laid since. Well played, God.
@girlnarly: date: do you like a little danger? me: sure do. danger’s my middle name... unfortunately my first name’s stranger. and your mother probably warned you about me
@myonlymizztake: Can you imagine being cryogenically frozen and waking up 100 years later? Your hairstyle would be so outdated, how embarrassing.
@Vodkantots: If he doesn't return your texts, it's because he's busy leaving his wife for you. Obviously.