@Steelers1972: Baby, I would run into a burning building from you.
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@ThisOneSayz: Clearly something went amiss when I said I liked an animal in the bedroom and he showed up with a raccoon.
@ojedge: [cash4gold] Man in a coat: [holding gold bar] "How much is this worth?" "It's 25 carats…" [8 rabbits rustle excitedly beneath trench-coat]
@EvilPandaX: Things not too say before a 3some: Of Course we're going to wait for your friend, she's the hot one.