@NotJPo: "Baby, I'm gonna make you mine."
- sweet talker forcing someone to be a coal miner
@ShaunRightNow: Hooker says $500. I say $50. She walks away.
Later, I'm walking with my wife, same hooker sees me and says, I see what you got for $50.
@GensPlace: I love how twitter uses little bluebirds to give the impression we are all sweet talkers. A couple of pterodactyls would be more realistic..
@thegreatnanak: Brain: I see you're trying to sleep. Let me ruin your night by playing your worst memory from high school.
me: Gimme one more
wife: I think you've had enough
m: Last one
m: *asks waitress for another kids menu so I can do the maze*
@ieatanddrink: A gentleman never eats his soup by soaking it into his tie and squeezing it out into his mouth