@NotJPo: "Baby, I'm gonna make you mine."
- sweet talker forcing someone to be a coal miner
@MadamBetteNoire: Pollen count so high, junkies are trying to uncook their meth back to Sudafed.
@kelkulus: evanescence - noun: the process of vanishing or fading out of sight, memory, or existence.
So that's what happened. Great band name, guys.
@leshnevsky: - Michelle, we must break up...
- Oh, I'll kill myself!
- That's a nice bonus. Thank you!
@ComicMikeV: Italian names sound delicious. Even Mussolini, sounds like a fried cheese that ends up oppressing your digestive process. #Italians
@CelebrityChez: If you are what you eat, then my dog is a calculator.