@iRowlf: Baby monitors are pointless because most babies simply stop doing illegal shit as soon as they realize you've got their room bugged.
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@Lowenaffchen: My wife set up a spycam and found out my sons "speech impediment" was from 5 years of me talking to him in Borat voice while she was at work
@LuckoftheDraw86: God invented co-workers to remind us that dying alone wouldn't be such a bad thing.
@mejustbeth: Someone talked me into trying an egg nog flavored candy cane. Don't let this happen to you!