@ceejoyner: Baby needs a costume? Wrap it in tin foil. Baked potato. Next question.
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@Nahdude83: I was making breakfast, then "She's a maniac" came on the radio... Everything is a blur. Why am I so tired? Why am I in this steel factory?
@shesananteater: My phone just changed, 'calendar' to 'cake radar' and now I really wish I had that.
@Dawn_M_: He said I reminded him of the girl from The Ring. We laughed and laughed, and then I put an axe in his back and ate his soul.