@ceejoyner: Baby needs a costume? Wrap it in tin foil. Baked potato. Next question.
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@whereami18: My kids decided to move a piece of furniture to a random spot, I wonder how much it will cost to fix whatever they're covering up
@TheCatWhisprer: I hate it when I forget to bring my phone in the car and have to read a shampoo bottle while I drive.
@Pirate_nurse: Don't forget to put everybody before her so she has no clue whether you really give a shit or not