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@david8hughes: [baby sitting]
"Hey, yeah it's me. No, everything's fine. Just a quick question about his legs."
"..."
"So how many legs did he have?"

[baby sitting]
“Hey, yeah it’s me. No, everything’s fine. Just a quick question about his legs.”
“…”
“So how many legs did he have?”

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