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@david8hughes: [baby wakes up in the middle night]
"Go back to sleep, hun. I'll sort it out."
[puts baby on eBay]

[baby wakes up in the middle night]
“Go back to sleep, hun. I’ll sort it out.”
[puts baby on eBay]

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