@Smethanie: Baby, you're a firework: You hold my interest for about 15 minutes and scare the shit out of my dog.
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@KateWhineHall: Nothing is better than working out to 80s music. Except listening to 80s music without working out.
@AnOrangeSNES: [Restaurant] Waiter: Compliments of the chef. *He opens silver platter and post-it notes with the words 'You're beautiful' pour out*
@Rollinintheseat: I wish I could replace my central nervous system with a central confidence system.