@Shower4Thought: Babysitting is a way for teenagers to feel like adults while adults go out to feel like teenagers.
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@MartaEffing: My date thinks he's gonna get me drunk, & then get in my pants. The joke is on him, coz my tolerance is sky high & I'm wearing a skirt.
@Try2StopME: 90% of the men who cheat and get caught give bad name to the rest 10% who only cheat.
@zachreinert03: My grandma married 2 men named Grover. I think she just had a thing for the name Grover, because she also married 2 women named Grover