@Shower4Thought: Babysitting is a way for teenagers to feel like adults while adults go out to feel like teenagers.
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@FeelingMervis: Sometimes when my gf is asleep, I like to sneak into the living room, put on her dress, and pretend I wear the pants in this relationship.
@krustythe_klown: I'm gonna hang a Batman outfit in my closet to screw with me when I get Alzheimer's
@theyearofelan: This reminds me of the time I fired my mother when she was investigating the case of "who ate all the cookies?"