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@SuperApple80: [babysitting]

ME: Awww, look at that cute little platypus on TV.

KID: No. It’s a DUCK-BILLED platypus.

ME: *pulls him in close by his shirt* as opposed to all the other types of platypuses, you little shit?

[babysitting]

ME: Awww, look at that cute little platypus on TV.

KID: No. It’s a DUCK-BILLED platypus.

ME: *pulls him in close by his shirt* as opposed to all the other types of platypuses, you little shit?

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