@redherringbear: Back in college, I used to hang a sock on the doorknob when I wanted to signal my roommate that I had no idea how to fold laundry.
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@rzarosco: If I ever murder anyone I'm going to hide the body on my second or third page of favstar where no one will ever find it
@Parker_Simpson: I trust a woman ab as far as I can throw her. Very far. As far as she wants. I'll do anything plz come back to me *cries into pillow*
@UNTRESOR: I never give money to those Salvation Army people because I know they're just gonna spend it on more bells.