@DaddyJew: Back in my day we had another word for selfie sticks, we called them friends.
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@HysteriaBarbie: Relationship status: DON'T TELL ME TO CALM DOWN, YOU CALLED A STORMTROOPER A ROBOT
@trojansauce: [dogs around campfire] *flashlight on face* and when I came back without the ball it was in his hand the whole time
@NikatNiteNite: Why are there never any cool side affects from drugs? Like "this drug may cause severe sexiness"
@MasterOfFury: I'm not stalking you. I'm trying to help you find that sock that you dropped behind the door before you left for work Wednesday at 7:04.